We’ve lost the ability to discern between ‘mildly interesting’ and ‘cataclysmically important’. Sinking of the Titanic and mild inconvenience at an influencer’s brunch now occupy the same news urgency. And anything vaguely ‘Indian’ in the world out there? ‘One of the members of Nasa chief’s core team had his lab coat designed by a PIO‘ – OMG! Engagement metrics demand drama, and subtlety is so 20th century. So, here we are, staring at our screens, waiting for the next notification to hear: ‘THIS! CHANGES! EVERYTHING!’ It rarely does. But that’s not the point, innit? Not to give more gyan like a media studies prof, but when every shot is a six, you’ll need a new dopamine rush. Who knows, it may be a… DOT BALL!