Wow. Yes. Understood. Who would have thunk? Well, besides everyone….
Let’s journey through what may now seem blindingly evident with our aam aadmi of choice, Jatin. Once upon a time, Jatin thought a degree in Procrastination Arts would land him his dream job. Spoiler alert: it did not. Jatin was left contemplating why he wasn’t the next Satya Nadella.
But one fateful day, our Gen Dem Div (demographic dividender) discovered that skills – brace yourselves – actually matter. Our once-clueless hero decided to gain one. Now equipped with tech-savvy prowess, J-Man breezed through job applications like a hot knife through butter. He’s now getting job offers left, right and centre. Turns out, when you can do a job, people want to hire you. It’s like discovering an umbrella keeps you dry.
Utterly groundbreaking, right?
So, folks, if you’re ever in doubt, just remember: skills = jobs. Now, go forth and go skill it. Because sitting around without the right skills and waiting for a job, as Virmaniji wisely says, is pointless. And, by skills, one is not counting impressive abilities like burping out the alphabet, or madly dancing in a baraat.
